I was brought up by my mother, so I lack certain manly qualities. Take my toolbox, for example; it’s a wicker basket. I don’t own one single power tool, either. Even my razor is old school.

So, bike-geeks, your comments are always appreciated on posts like this. Here you go, it’s your time to shine!

Can anyone who actually owns one of these things kindly comment on it? If you need to ask what it is, you’re not geek enough, obviously.